You could spend this Sunday night debating the potential ramifications of House Foreign Affairs Committee’s movement to call the murder of ethnic Armenians in 1915 Turkey “genocide” on American-Turkish relations. You could. Or you could buy some champagne, flip on the Oscars, and get crunk.

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You could spend this Sunday night debating the potential ramifications of House Foreign Affairs Committee’s movement to call the murder of ethnic Armenians in 1915 Turkey “genocide” on American-Turkish relations. You could.

Or you could buy some champagne, flip on the Oscars, and get crunk.

If you’re still reading, you’ve chosen … wisely. For your consideration: our helpful Academy Awards drinking game assembled for your bubbly-guzzling pleasure. Be sure to take a sip of your responsibly enjoyed alcoholic beverage …

… when anybody foreign takes the stage and apologizes for their English. If this includes the phrase “not so good,” take two drinks.

… when the orchestra tries to play somebody off (this happens often, so keep your swallows dainty). Two sips if the winner pulls a Julia Roberts and refuses to leave the stage.
… at all uncomfortable jokes made by hosts Steve Martin and…

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