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SI Sends Out Army Of Peter Kings To Cover NFL Training Camp

Aug 6th

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Looking to cover every possible angle of NFL training camp, Sports Illustrated has once again unleashed its army of 350,000 Peter King clones on the preseason workout facilities of all 32 NFL teams.

…NEW YORK Looking to cover every possible angle of NFL training camp, Sports Illustrated has once again unleashed its army of 350,000 Peter King clones on the preseason workout facilities of all 32 NFL teams.
Marching in lockstep, dressed in identical turquoise polo shirts and khaki pants while carrying reporter’s notebooks in their left hands, the legion of indistinguishable sports journalists all reportedly maintain the same smile 24 hours a day, blink at the exact same time, and ask football-related questions in unison.
According to Sports Illustrated officials, there are currently 10,000 Peter King clones at each NFL training camp, with the remaining 30,000 assigned to Terrell Owens.
“The King simulacra are a very effective journalism tool,” Sports Illustrated’s assistant managing editor B.J. Schecter told reporters Friday, adding that no single human being could file six extensive training-camp reports in a one-week span. “At any given moment we might receive 84,000 different news items from 20 different…

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The Marijuana Doll House [PICS]

Aug 6th

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This hilarious dollhouse is outfitted to look like a weed-growing house and is proudly on display in the window of a San Francisco cafe. The dollhouse features Pee Wee Herman dolls, Star Trek action figures, a magic brownie-baking kitchen, and (so my eyes tell me) real marijuana clippings.

…Let us now inspect the lounge. Here we have Pee Wee looking chipper in his rocking chair, while just behind him — not quite in the photo — are our beloved Star Trek action figures. Note the recurring pot leaf decor. And the vom-tastic Pepto Bismol carpet….

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34 billionaires pledge to donate half their wealth

Aug 4th

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Thirty-four U.S. billionaires pledged Wednesday to give away at least 50 percent of their wealth to charity as part of a campaign by investor Warren Buffett and Microsoft founder Bill Gates.

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Swedish Police Officer Gets Funky in the Street (Video)

Jul 30th

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As a member of the police force, you’ve gotta have sharp instincts. You have to know when to when to call for backup, when to ask questions and when to shimmy out of the squad car to unleash the funk.

…Don’t just sit there, start talking (well, typing).
When you enter your name and e-mail address, you’ll be sent a link to confirm your comment, and a password. (We admit it’s annoying. Get over it.) If you use the password at the bottom of that e-mail, you won’t get any more confirmation requests from us. If you have a password (or an AOL screenname), log in under the other tabs….

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Vanilla Ice Jumps a Cadillac Through Fire… Into a Lake

Jul 30th

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Wellington old-school rapper Vanilla Ice likes to attract attention. This time it was for his upcoming T.V.

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SB 1070: How to Dress Like a Legal Immigrant

Jul 29th

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“Surreal whitened teeth. Nothing says American like unnecessary whitening.”

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Mom Sells Baby; Uses Cash to Gamble, Buy Videogames

Jul 28th

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She thought her seven-month-old son cried too much. So she sold him for $2,000 in a shopping mall parking lot.

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Man Turns 14-Year-Old Girl Into Dominatrix, Gets 25 Years

Jul 28th

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There are deplorable human beings and then there is Todd Barkau, who trained a 14-year-old girl to be a dominatrix. Not only did he teach her, he also raped and prostituted her on the Internet as a 19- to 20-year-old dominatrix named “Evil Mistress Alisha.”

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Top 5 Flying Fails

Jul 28th

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We should note that no human beings died for your amusement here.

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20-Year-Old Has Longest Tongue In U.S–Girls Love Him

Jul 26th

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Measuring 3.5 inches from the middle of his closed top lip to the tip of his tongue, Afanasiev’s tongue is just 0.36 shorter than that of Stephen Taylor, the world record holder for the world’s longest tongue.

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If he goes into acting, perhaps he could change his last name to Silver, as in Long Tongue Silver.

Or he could have his appendage bifurcated so he could be billed as the Porn Star with 4 heads, the one that can “do it” on both sides and on both ends.

A pun my word! That ought to drive them wild!

A one man orgy, my Gawd, just add Bimbos! Posted On: Sunday, Jul. 25 2010 @ 12:07PM…

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