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Boxoffice Magazine’s Pete Hammond has become such a parody of himself that it’s like his reviews are being written by a spambot.

…Wait, no!
Although the action scenes aren’t always directed coherently and the dialogue (from a script by Stallone and David Callaham) is often pedestrian
And this is coming from a man who clearly has a refined palate when it comes to wordplay.
you cannot fault the casting, which unites this team of genre names and lets them shine. Lundgren is quite engaging as the confused Gunner and Li is amusing and in control as Yin Yang. Statham provides solid, much needed support throughout and though he often steals the film from Stallone, 64 year old Sly proves he still got it. One scene, sure to be the film’s most talked about, unites Sly with his two other one-time superstar rivals, Bruce Willis and an unbilled Arnold Schwarzenegger, in amusing cameos in which they try to out-insult each other. Mickey Rourke also turns up in a handful of scenes as the gadget guy, Tool. Why not?
Oh, Pete, you tool, you just proved that Sly isn’t the only one who’s still got it….